Or, do two wrongs make a right? I know two rights make a left, and that two Wrights make a plane.
We are experiencing technical difficulties here at The Cheap Chick Empire, both mechanically and mentally. As in, my Interweb connection continues to suck a$$, and my lingering head cold has morphed into some strange flu-like thing that is slowly melting my brains. Mmmmm, brains. Ergo, this week’s posts will be spotty, erratic, and AWESOME. Don’t believe me? Check out this action:
www.regresty.com. Just the place to find that perfect white elephant gift for people you either hate, or who have REALLY good senses of humor. Best of all, about 50-60% of the items listed are very reasonably priced. Like this one:
Fetus-shaped catnip toy, for a mere $6. From a vendor who can also fill your severed zombie finger needs.
Or this, a pink leopard coat for your goat. What all the fashion-forward goats are wearing this season, as stripes and tartan are soooo 2000 and late. And it can be yours for the low, low price of just $29.99.
All I can say is shop now and shop often. And terrorize your friends and family with the inexpensive awfulness available at etsy.




3 Comments
So weird, it’s awesome!
This is what I should have been doing with my time the past two years.
I love Regretsy, that site is hilarious! There’s a part of the Etsy blog called Keep It Weird that has similar items.