Warning: A band of hostile and bossy aliens, disguised as your mother, has kidnapped the Cheap Chick. They demand she gets plenty of rest, drinks fluids, gargles, and rests her voice for work. If she doesn’t comply with their insane agenda, they’ve threatened to force-feed her green beans and play John Mayer’s Greatest Hits until her brain melts. Then, blow up the planet.
The United States government, to include the military has agreed – although they don’t negotiate with terrorists (regardless of their planetary status, and whether or not the terrorist’s plan is actually a good idea) – to let this one slide for the good of all mankind.
Therefore, to save her self, her planet, the future of her species and ALL LIFE ON EARTH, the Cheap Chick has succumbed to the Evil Mom Aliens’ diabolical plan. She will be retiring to her bed until further notice. You can rest easy… for now.
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Rest well and get better, kiddo.
Piffle, I say!