Quitters Can Win, Dang It

If I lived in Cincinnati, I’d be totally addicted to Skyline Chili.  It’s just that good, people.

Today’s post/Fox 9 Morning Buzz segment is all about math.  Math and ruining the Buzz crew’s (and everyone else’s) good time.  Because today, I focus on the cost benefits of giving up those bad – and not so bad – habits many of us have.  Like Diet Coke consumption and date night movies.  I know, I know, I can suck the joy right out of life.  But hey!  At least I’m helping you to save money.  And that counts for something, right?

BEHOLD MY MATH SKILLZ, HOMIES.  We begin with the habit no one can defend:

Quit Smoking

2 packs a day (like the Beastie Boys rap about)  = 730 packs a year

Carton at gas station = $55 average price for Marlboro Lights

10 packs of cigarettes in a carton = $5.50 per pack.

Total cost per year = $4,015

The average cigarette takes 5 to 7 minutes to smoke, each.  That’s at least 200 minutes if you smoke 2 packs a day.  That’s over 3 hours spent on smoking a DAY.  Fine, you can multi-task for some of those ciggie-butts, but not all of them.

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Quit The Coffee Shop Habit*

Let’s assume you’re not me, and you drink just one cup of coffee a day.  Weird.

Cost of one large Fancy Coffee Shop specialty drink: $4.50, or $135 a month, not including tax and tip

Cost of one large Fancy Coffee Shop plain coffee: $2, or $60 a month, not including tax or tip

Cost of gas station coffee – specialty or plain: $1, or $30 a month

Cost of a high-end, name-brand coffee at the grocery store: $7.50 – which makes 67.5 cups.  That’s 11 cents per cup.  And one 11.5 oz container will make over 11 6-cup pots.

Cost of my favorite coffee from Target: $3.54 for the Market Pantry Breakfast Blend, or 5 cents a cup.

Quit Pop (Or At Least, Cut Back)*

The average Diet Cokehead drinks approximately 5 cans a day.

Cost for a 12-pack at the grocery store:  $4.79, or 40 cents a can.

Cost for 5 cans a day for one month:  $60 a month, or $720 a year

Cost if you cut down to just 2 cans a day:  $24 a month, saving you $432 in a year

Quit Those Friday/Saturday Night Trips To The Movies

There’s an average of 4 Fridays/Saturdays in a month.

Cost of adult tickets for Friday and Saturday night movies: $10, or $40 per month

AMC tickets for Monday – Thursday: $5, or $20 per month

Discount tickets at theaters like Hopkins Cinema: $3 maximum, or $12 per month

Cheapest Unlimited Netflix account: $8.99 a month for one movie at a time

Redbox per rental, per day: $1, plus tax – or $4 a month.  We have our winner!

*Warning – if you are giving up or cutting back on caffeine, do it slowly, and possibly consult your physician first.  Otherwise you WILL suffer from wicked withdrawal symptoms like headaches and irritability.

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Hoist By My Own Petard

A frugal cautionary tale with a happy-ish ending.

Last night, as I lay in bed, contemplating my navel – aka, wincing as odd aches and twinges ran up and down my legs – I reflected on my youth.  And cursed it.

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Challenging

Those of you who are frequent visitors to the Cheap Chick Empire know I’ve been testing my frugality over the last month with mini, week-long challenges.  No Target for a week (which I extend to the 40 days of Lent), no “treats” for a week, and last week?  Keep [...] Continue Reading…

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He Broke The Law, And The Law Won

So.  Sorry about the delay in posting today, but here was the action on my street all this morning.  And lunch time.  And early afternoon:

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They’ll WANT To Go To Bed

Your children.  I was referring to YOUR CHILDREN.  Sheesh.

It’s still cold outside, and will be for a few more months.  So where can you bring your kids to run around (thus expending energy, thus becoming sleepy-tired, thus going to bed when you tell them to), without turning the little [...] Continue Reading…

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